Q: Have you seen the new Michael Jackson candy bar?
A: It's white chocolate with no nuts.... (but kids like it)
Q: Why did Pepsi sign up Michael Jackson for their ads?
A: Because he likes the taste of a new generation.
Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at the Jackson residence?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.
Q: What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?
A: "The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
Q: How do you find out Michael Jackson's sperm count?
A: Look it up in Webster's.
Q: What does Michael Jackson call a circumcision?
A: Foreplay.
Q: How many times does 12 go into 35?
A: Ask Michael Jackson.
Q: What's the worst stain to try and remove from little boy's underpants?
A: Michael Jackson's makeup.
Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest song?
A: "Don't let your son go down on me."
Q: What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?
A: "The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
Q: What's soft and brown and sometimes found in little boy's diapers?
A: Michael Jackson's hand!
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year old boyfriends?
A: Because there are twenty of them!
Q: Why did Pepsi sign up Michael Jackson for their ads?
A: Because he likes the taste of a new generation.
Q: How do you neuter Michael Jackson?
A: Give him spiked gloves and tell him to sing a song.
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